Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

Whatever happened, Rob Manfred has frustratingly punted on Germán’s case, keeping a useful pitcher out of the most important games of the year without conclusively determining his guilt.

I read it the same way as you did. The initial declaration is reinforced in the “laundry list” where he says, “the latter two were dispatched...”

He got three because Shaq had two.

It’s funny, but I challenge each and every one of you to go look in the mirror, ask yourself “if I could have a Thanos Land Rover without consequence for what to me is essentially pocket change, would I?” and then answer yourself truthfully.

I refuse to believe Sidney Crosby is cool enough to do drugs. 

He’s with the Angels, now still.

Remember when Deadspin was banging the drum on collusion and how statements from GM’s about not giving out 10 year deals were “bullshit” and Harper should be paid “his worth”? Something tells me those will not age gracefully.

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

Period!

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

+1 Lou Hotlthz

“He left five runners on base which in two of his plate appearances which included a three-pitch strikeout in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded. Grandal did manage to hit a double in the one plate appearance he didn’t strike out in”

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

I don’t know what to tell you man. Sometimes you have a bag of meat and you just want to eat it.

Did she capsize?

I’m from Alabama and my grandmother once listed to a Louis Armstrong album.

Someone get the thermometer. 

If only they hadn’t given $75 million to Curt Schilling.