I’m sure the Best Fans In Baseball are taking the news with their usual grace and aplomb.

Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.

I’m really starting to enjoy Enes Kanter’s presence on my Knicks.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

Counterpoint: the dog is his wife.

What was not covered, was the fact the handlebars were just delivered prior to the race in an ACME box by a coyote.

He’s on the wrong type of bike.

“Endor2ement is earned.”

So, the Yankee fans are embracing that the only reason they win is poaching?

Machado, who was serenaded all evening by visiting fans with chants of “Future Yankee,” is on a roll.

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Did Tom imply that? I didn’t read it that way at all. More like “Here’s another hack nutritionist who is taking a great deal of credit for something he had very little to do with”. With Caminiti, the reason is obvious in retrospect. Here, not so much. At least, that was my takeaway, but I have no dog in this…

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