dang, what a bunch of lame fucking comments... are you guys the same faggots who jack off to Deadspin’s Derek Jeter fart fantasy stories (which one of you esteemed authors penned that one)? This site has sucked worse and worse and worse ever since Leitch left.

Serena Williams weighs 200 pounds (you're not allowed to say that in the media but it’s a fact), yet moves as fast as she did when she was 160. A miracle of physical conditioning, great genes and human willpower, the kool-aid drinkers keep telling us. Williams did herself a favor by losing today because the doping…

absolutely. She makes Lance Armstrong look like a minor leaguer.

I don't have a lot of sympathy for dudes who are too stupid to be able to tell a real woman from an algorithm. Just more proof that there's a sucker born every minute.

The first reporter to ask Serena Williams at a press conference whether she uses performance enhancing drugs is going to be a first-ballot inductee into the Sports Journalism Hall of Fame.

Embarrassingly few unmarried people in urban/suburban white America are getting laid; the whole thing is a pyramid scheme stacked in favor of chicks under 30.

This is merely a symptom of a mating market (urban/suburban white America) where the advantages are vastly skewed toward females of any reasonable attractiveness. There are literally 15 or 20 qualified men for every hot American white chick under the age of 30. Believe me, guys, go to Europe or South America, and…

No Deadspin write-up on Serena Williams' US Open win? Is that a form of silent protest? I agree with the statements articulated here by Ian McCormick that the overall body of observable facts strongly suggests that Williams is on a performance drug regime. That is not to say that Williams is not also simply a superior…

I loved how college officials used to simply refer to teams by their jerseys, i.e. "Holding, #77, blue" or "Time out, white". It was so old-school.

hey there Captain, there's no reason to be embarrassed about being gay. Do you by any chance work in the fashion industry? Hantuchova has the flattest butt in the Top 50.

What is happening to Roger these days is what happens to pretty much every tennis player who doesn't jack themselves up on dope after age 30. It's a natural process; his physical skills are deteriorating. On the other hand, when you see Serena Williams getting bigger, faster, and stronger (Serena and Roger are less…

Williams has been walking like a duck and quacking like a duck in terms of outward signs of PED use - my guess is, it's a duck. She's damn lucky she lost, because another Grand Slam victory would have certainly brought more attention to the bizarre changes in her appearance over the last several years which indicate…

The joke here is on the media. Serena is happy to distract the press with this type of scandal, because it's one more way she can keep from getting asked about why she has been wearing an outrageous collection of wigs for the last 9 years to hide her (likely steroid-induced) baldness. Serena has practically got…

The woman who disgraced the United States by lip-synching the national anthem at the president's inauguration congratulates the woman whose real hair hasn't been seen in public for 9 years because she's wearing ever-more outlandish wigs to conceal her steroid-induced baldness. It's a fucking low, low culture that we…

It pisses me off that even in the post-Lance Armstrong era, Serena Williams is still getting a pass from the American sports media regarding her very probable use of HGH, banned blood manipulations and who knows what else. The same signs are there that we saw with Armstrong - merciless domination of opponents,…