A cynical person might think that this was all a bunch of ginned-up controversy to distract the Internet from the fact that her husband appears to be having an emotional breakdown of some sort.

While running a work errand and texting both my boss and my husband, I managed to accidentally text “I love you,” to my boss. At the time, we all laughed about it.

I mean, I think in order to be fair, the CDC should also recommend that men of all ages abstain from having sex with women who have been drinking, might be drinking, or may have consumed alcohol at some point in the past.

“The KKK? I don’t really watch the Kardahians.”

Kim, girl, I’mma let you finish, but personally, I’m betting that you are one Kanye meltdown and a bottle of wine away from e-mailing Captain Awkward for advice.

Dude, if you can’t sit next to a woman, then _you_ fucking move.

It’s about time, I'd say. Sluts like this one have been getting away with it for far too long.

I am reminded of the apocryphal anecdote about Napoleon offering to spare Poland from the ravages of war if a beautiful Polish countess would sleep with him. Her reply was “Poland isn’t worth it.”

OMG, have you read ‘The Grapes of Wrath?’ It’s about this family on a road trip in Wine Country.

It’s got to be an Old Testament curse:

I love how the fashion model has the same expression on her face as a dog that just got one of those no-chew cones from the vet: confused, embarrassed, resigned.

Her fucking hairdo is for sure.

I see Kanye has embarked upon Phase 3 of Operation: Make The People Of Twitter Forget About #fingersinthebootyAssBitch.

“I like pictures and videos”

Is... is that top outfit just full body Spanx? Worn as outerwear...?

And cocaine. Don't forget cocaine.

He couldn’t be any grosser, even if he was literally made of soiled diapers and boogers.

Look, Alyssa Rosenberg is right, we shouldn’t be sending them dildos. After all, if you give a man a dildo, he fucks himself for a day.

I would bet a not insignificant amount of money that a lot of power-mad, out-of-control HOAs or co-op boards run amok began because of something like this.

Not buying it. This family is way too trashy for this to be the first time she’s seen the inside of a jail cell, much less to shocked, simply shocked, by the conditions.