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Should I cheat? 

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7/18/15 1:02pm
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On my stylist?

Beauty Guinea Pig (I bought this so you don't have to) 

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5/03/15 10:25pm
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I was shopping at a big box retailer and saw this ridiculous thing.

resplendent.bitch
2/22/15 12:27am
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Resplendent.husband has done me the kindness of introducing me to Star Trek: Voyager, which I have just realized is basically one large step-family, traveling through outer space.

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2/14/15 4:21pm
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Valentines Fail

Well, shit - 

resplendent.bitch
12/25/14 6:04pm
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Eight-year-old Resplendent.stepson spent his first Christmas with out family. It went well. He and the teenage resplendent.bastards played video games and got along swimmingly. Victory!

When you get a Facebook friend request

resplendent.bitch
12/02/14 10:06am
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From an acquaintance who has always been kind of horrible, and you realize that it was just a prelude to a request to "like" her home business page.

The Suckishness of Trying to Make Friends as an Adult

resplendent.bitch
11/13/14 10:16pm
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So a few years ago my best friend moved away to an awesome state to take an awesome job. It was (and is) a good thing for her.

Fuck This Shit Friday

resplendent.bitch
11/07/14 10:35am
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Attorneys I work for: "Hey! Do this stupid thing!"

Arkansas Jezziez -

resplendent.bitch
8/08/14 7:52pm
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Resplendent.husband and I are heading to Fayetteville for a kid-free weekend. What should we not miss?

Hail Satan (But only if you want to!)

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6/27/14 10:29am
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This popped up in my Facebook feed, so I know some of you guys have probably all ready seen it, but, you guys, who knew Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, was also an advocate for sexual assault awareness?

Thank you so much for all your reassurances -

resplendent.bitch
6/26/14 6:18pm
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The doctor is 90% sure it's a swollen lymph node and I'm fine. You guys are all the best. I love each and every one of you.

Medical Jezzie help?

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6/26/14 3:42pm
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Uh, so, you guys might remember I came down with a case of shingles?...

I have shingles and a stupid fight with my husband tonight

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6/25/14 4:37am
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Groupthink, distract me with kitten gifs, or commiserate with your own woeful misfortunes.

I have some pretty awesome friends -

resplendent.bitch
6/17/14 11:24am
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In response to a ridiculous blog post on women dressing modestly so as not to tempt the menz with impure thoughts (not linking because I don't want to give the blogger clicks), one of my guy friends replied "I'd like to ask all my male friends to stop posting photos of their new cars and expensive vacations. I'm…

"Forgiveness Means Letting Go

resplendent.bitch
6/02/14 6:40pm
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of the hope that things could be the way that you want them to be."

Really, fuck this 'Lean In' bullshit -

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3/14/14 12:14am
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I'm at work at 11:00 pm at night, waiting on attorney's final revisions to file. The last time I saw my kids was when I dropped them off at school this morning.

Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.