“Children need both parents, male and female. That is only natural, isn’t it?”

“I’ve already answered all the questions I’m going to.” And then set phasers to ‘Ignore.’ Do not respond, do not engage. She just does not exist (you can decide if you want to ignore her only when she asks about your scar, or completely and forever.)

It’s all well and good until someone gets put on a performance improvement plan.

True story: I had a nightmare a couple weeks ago that my hairstylist was gone when I showed up for my appointment, and some lady I’d never seen before cut my hair and when she was done, _I had bangs_.

“As two empathetic, female entrepreneurs...”

I mean, I think it’s very pretty for a dog collar.....

That story (and your mom) is amazing.

It costs a lot of money to look this dowdy.

I mean, I assume that using twenty-year-old models is just an attempt to disguise the matronly hideousness of these dresses. (It’s not working.)

Ugh, that poor girl. Kids should not be used to fill the gaping, therapy-shaped hole in their parents’ lives.

You don’t have to do this, Joanna. The Values Voters Summit is not the only place you can get a lemon bar. I will totally make them and ship them to you.

Muslims should “subjugate their religious beliefs to our Constitution”....

I don’t know, Erin, the tone of this piece has me wondering:

This gif is perfect!

No, you guys, for real - the only reason that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and I are not married right now is his lack of virginity.

It sounds great in theory, but divorce is crazy-making, and you never know who’s going to lose their damn mind three months down the road over custody of the dog, or some shit that they swore they didn’t even want, but is now the hill they’ve picked to die on.

“After hearing about the neutering, and I’m not overstating things at all, Mary literally cried and stayed in bed for three weeks,”

“I’m just being me.”

Hey now, frumpiness is next to Godliness.

Oh, I think she’s exploiting it for clicks, for sure. But honestly, after seeing the picture of them upthread? I think it could go either way.