Yeah, I got to the part about her thanking him for sex, and always being the outside spoon, and I thought “Thus motherfucker knows exactly what he’s doing and gets off on keeping his wife feeling insecure and less-than.”

Congratulations, Mark, on your nuptials, and on a thoughtful, moving article.

Your Honor, we submit a Morion to Reconsider to this Court, arguing that the Duggar re-direct to Jessa’s wedding appears to be a shameless attention-grab, and that Michelle Duggar has not demonstrated the mental capacity to grasp the subtleties of the concept of Shade.

“Unfortunately, the conference in Handeloh has severely damaged the image of the alternative medicine profession....”

More hot topics for the crackerjacks at Vox:

I wondered what the guy who married Frumplestiltskin would look like.

Question: can her staff not issue gay marriage licenses if it doesn’t offend their personal beliefs?

I’m always baffled when people buy objectively ugly clothing, like this. Especially when it’s expensive.

Man, I remember when I was turned away for a marriage license because I’ve been divorced, and the Bible explicitly says that marrying a divorced woman is adultery - Oh, wait, that never happened. I was issued a marriage license with no hassle whatsoever.

Yeah, you're right - going after Anna isn’t really cool, because, damn, does that poor girl have the deck stacked against her. (Can we get, like, a Navy Seal team to extract her and her kids from that marriage?)

In fairness to Snooki (yes, I just typed that), if I found out tomorrow that resplendent.husband had an Ashley Madison account, I would still think that Josh Duggar was way more disgusting. For like, all the reasons.

Daniel Keller, I like the cut of your jib.

Ah, but he also said he didn’t have the money to do a lot of dating, so he sure as hell is too cheap to spring for a hooker.

Ooh, I’m betting $50 that Cruz, with a hazy grasp on the movie ‘Juno,’ thinks that Ellen Page is one of MTV’s Teen Moms.

Asked to clarify what he meant, Killer Mike responded, “[Y]ou can identify fuckboys … because they are always doing fuck shit. Just the dumbest, weirdest, lamest possible shit ever.”

I think the ‘Zach and Cody’ twins turned out pretty normal, but outside of them, I got nothing.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Good article! I just want to point out that using an epilator is an option for people who want to approximate the results of waxing without the expense.

IDK why anyone would want to go through the hassle of being hair-styled and make-upped after giving birth, when there are plenty of photo re-touching apps that accomplish the same thing.

I can’t imagine anything sadder or more oblivious than bragging that you had to pay people to attend your wedding.