Yo, I’m the big booty type, I like ‘em thick with their minds right....

I have read this, like, five times, in Vanessa Williams’ voice.

How very Christian of her.

This. It’s also worth noting that it’s possible to be fully vaccinated against measles and have your immune system not cooperate with the vaccine, leaving you unprotected against exposure.

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I mean, yeah, he’s good-looking, but at some point, you’re going to be in a situation where you can't leave because he’s throwing barrels, and you’re have to be rescued by a plumber, and you have to ask yourself if it’s worth all that.

There could not be a more perfect poster child for abstinence-only education than Bristol Palin.

Between the Cool Pope and the Supreme Court, today be like

Amen to this. Bridal showers and their male counterparts are weird and uncomfortable - who thinks it's entertaining to watch someone open small appliances, FFS?

Props to this guy, I guess, for taking it back to the book of Genesis; “It was Eve, Lord, I swear! I didn’t even want that stupid Apple!”

Serious question - have you tried Dr. Nerdlove? In addition to his blog, he writes a bi-weekly column on our brother site Kotaku that’s pretty good.

My dermatologist interrogated me about my psych meds on my first visit, and when I told him I was bi-polar, he said “Oh, wow. You don’t look like one of them.”

This would have made a much better episode of Game of Thrones.

Resplendent.dad, serving his country.

I don’t know who shocks me more by being uncharacteristically reasonable - the state of Texas or Clarence Thomas.

As the mother of two teenage boys, I can tell you that male privilege is literally never thinking about the school dress code.

Oh, without question, I meant the adults. My heart breaks for those kids.

Well, this explains her parents’ bizarre public outing of her.

Applying the Tom Cruise principle, I assume that any good looking leading-man type actor who lists his height as 5’8 is actually small enough to fit inside my purse.

I’m going to go ahead and cite the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock principle that the number of weddings you have is inversely proportionate to the length of the actual marriage.*