Yeah, my first thought on hearing about the right to be forgotten was, "This is going to be jumped all over by everyone who ever got convicted of possessing kiddie porn," which... No.

That's the crazy thing, though - for such a backwards-ass, regressive state, we have a pretty technologically-forward court system, where A LOT of court documents are publicly available online.

Not feeling invalidated in the slightest! I find these kinds of things fascinating

IDK, I think promiscuous/monogamous orientations can be fluid, or at least circumstantial.

Clearly, _we_ are the real winners here, because Celebrity Fight Referee is amazing. Can this be a Thing, Kara?

This really only furthers my theory that some people go into teaching/administration so they can finally be the Mean Girls they never got to be in high school.

And he's a morning show DJ. And a wife-beater.

This is by far my favorite Shade Court yet. It only gets better with each edition.

For the rest of us, there's the 'Typical Divorce Experience Package,' which is an extended stay at a Motel Six in Hell, where half your luggage is delivered to your ex-spouse, the air conditioner is always broken and the room is out of toilet paper.

She comes across as weirdly prudish for someone who writes erotica.

This stuff is Serious. Business., and would moisturize an alligator. Also, budget-y.

I only recently discovered the term - it's a real thing. And the over-functioner/under-functioner dynamic was pretty much my first marriage in a nutshell.

Years ago, at the law firm where I work, HR circulated an email asking the (female) secretaries to clean the ladies' bathroom.

"The answer is not to teach women to care less, it's to teach men to care more"

edot: double post

Oh hai, are you me? Seventies kid dropped off to play with the babysitter's kid, who had chickenpox.

Ugh. Jesus, take the wheel... and run this motherfucker over. And then back over him. And then run over him again.

What an awful thing to happen to someone who made tons of money writing about an abusive relationship as if it were something to be aspired to.

Do you get good coverage, though? I've got acne scars, and I've always worried that mineral foundation would be too sheer?

I have not, but I will!