What foundations are good for someone who is really pale and has absolutely no pink undertones in her skin? ETA: I'm not orang-y either, im just ... fucking beige? If that's a thing?

It's completely fucking bizarre, and rather chilling.

Please excuse the poor quality of the pic, as it is cropped way the fuck down from a photo someone else took at our courthouse elopement, but I went with a leopard print peep-toe, while my husband wore the more traditional black and pink Chucks.

That is really strange, and really badly written.

Yeah, I read that and my gut reaction was "sociopath."

Oh, well, I was specifically referring to Flavor Flav, but yeah, Girl had it coming for spitting on someone.

To be fair, it's not the dumbest thing two women in evening gowns have fought over.

It _has_ to be, right?

Welp, at least I have a heads-up on what my Fox News-loving dad is going to want to talk (rant) about at dinner tomorrow.

Maybe they're looking for a third in what will surely be the most disappointing threesome ever?

He was beyond driven... into other women's vaginas.

Yup. My take-away from this is that he specializes in gas-lighting and probably wrecked her credit.

You're so totally over your ex that you wrote a letter to them about it and cc'd the Internet?

Maybe it's an open self-marriage - the kind where they sleep with other people, but don't tell themselves about it.

ah, well, resplendent.husband tends towards giving me jewelry that could be found on Regretsy, whereas I prefer the ostentatious and bizarre, like last year's flowers (pictured above - the photo is not on my phone, sadly).

"They are living, breathing capital letters, walking around with Comic Sans souls and a visible weave."

I will be shocked if the wedding goes off without at least one flaying.

IDK, I wouldn't be surprised if she sends all the bridesmaid emails for _both_ of them.