I feel your pain. As a sufferer of chronic UTIs, I am sick and goddamned tired of the assumption that this is all happening because I, as a 37-year-old, gainfully-employed adult, do not know how to properly wipe my ass.

It sings a song that goes something like:

This horrible toy from the Avon catalogue that my mom gave the little resplendent.bastards for Easter one year:

Honestly, as an American, I can say that it really only takes one or two generations of wealth to start churning out particularly unimpressive offspring. Money is a helluva drug.

The only logical choice.

1930 was the best.

Class, according to Elizabeth Lauten: 'The demeanor exhibited by Bush and Kennedy children while their parents' staff are hushing up their drunken escapades and various misbehaviors from the national media."

Oh, I totally thought 'Human Centipede.' I guess sometimes the heart just wants to be surgically attached to someone's asshole?

I think its a pretty open-and-shut case, really.

Oh, sure, but not since college. It's the way Christians do emo. (These things really bother them because their faith is soooo deep, you guys.)

It does seem like entitlement. Maybe when you're used to getting your way all the time about everything, the first time someone tells you "No" = OPPRESSION!

Oh, I hadn't thought about that. Self-righteousness can't exist in a vaccuum, it needs opposition (even if you have in invent it.) Fascinating.

"that was something I wanted to do to make myself feel confident..."

Good Lord, these people have some sort of bizarre fetish for feeling persecuted and oppressed when literally nobody is persecuting or oppressing white, middle-class Protestant or evangelical Christians in this country (and I say that as a white, middle class Protestant. NO ONE is oppressing us.)

Seconding all this so hard. The villains (Maleficent, Cruella DeVille and Ursula) are badass, self-driven bitches dripping with style who get shit done. The princesses were _so_ boring and naive by comparison.

Really, IMHO, the best shade is packaged as a compliment.

I was wondering the same. As a woman married to a bisexual man, I'm excluded from donating too, despite the fact that we're A) healthy and B) monogamous.

It's actually about ethics in science journalism.

You're right, and I think I was perhaps careless in my choice of language there.