And yet, we so often feel that we are.

Thank you. This, I think, was my issue with the article. There's so much pressure on women to do relationships "right" and not break up, and certainly not break up for a "selfish" reason.

It must be compensating for gender policing. No one has _ever_ heard of wealthy people raising entitled, ill-behaved little monsters.

"Dunham wasn't scolded; Dunham, whose parents were maybe compensating for the gendered form of policing they knew awaited her, was not taught very strictly how to "behave.""

This is really just wonderful.

Oh, God, I was just at the mall today and there was a 'child talent scout' there, and a line of parents and kids waiting to meet with this (skeezy looking) guy. The whole set-up looked... kind of shady. The guy's suit was cheap, the set-up was shoddy, it just looked... off.

Given that Rush called Sandra Fluke a prostitute for speaking in favor of the Affordable Care Act, I think we can all agree that the guys in the video were adhering to the Rush Limbaugh Standard of Politeness to Women (TM).

Welp, Second Dave is the worst.

I feel like an expensive bag that has been scribbled all over by a toddler is the _perfect_ accessory to go with all the ugly, unflattering couture that Kanye makes Kim wear now.

I mean, Dad could have solved the problem quietly by deleting her social media accounts and restricting her access to technology while explaining to her that pretending to be older than you are can land you in situations you're not emotionally equipped to deal with....

Love it. Can we make this a class action suit?

So, these guys are just pretty much subway masturbators with a pretext. Or IRL rape gif trolls.

"It's not something we choose to do."

Yeah, okay, she may have lied under oath. But that's a _really fucking specific thing_ to ask about. Like, you don't just happen to ask someone as part of a routine line of questioning if they were drugged and sexually assaulted.

Blake Lively writes like she's a high schooler with a thesaurus, a fuzzy grasp of the assigned reading, and an assignment due with a page count that she's struggling to reach.

You can tell that she really has a profound grasp on the concept of gratitude, because she's complaining about how bad everyone else is at it.

Well, that's gross.

I'll be honest - I'd consider foregoing a living wage for hair like that.

It is however, not a bad depiction of a personality disorder.