I don't know what all the fuss is about this chicken nonsense.

Oh God, my boss loves ordering Jimmy Johns when we have to work through lunch, and their sandwiches are so. fucking. gross.

Goddamn, that is some of the worst copy I've ever seen in my life. It is unreadable.

Well, this is just ridiculous. the Internet has taught me that when properly performed, motherhood is unceasing toil and self-sacrifice, and the only joy to be found is in loudly proclaiming other mothers' efforts to be inferior to your own.

Yes. And also General Counsel's friends, Marketing and Accounting.

This one comes close.

Well, of course. I mean, can anyone really measure the value of the good will of the American consumer?

Why if I didn't know better, I'd suspect that Komen pretty much just exists to give big corporations some good press and a tax write-off.

Oh, Preserve is indeed the fucking worst, but Blake Lively had the good sense to kiss Martha Stewart's ring and beg humbly for her blessing before she started it. (Which Martha gave, though still with a bit of shade thrown in.)

Yeah, I don't get the sense that Martha Stewart is threatened by Geyneth Paltrow, so much as I think Martha is at the age (72) where she says whatever she wants, unfiltered, with no fucks given.

This comment is perfection.

Eh, it's happened a couple times during vigorous thrusting in certain positions (spoons seems to be a culprit), but resplendent.husband has stopped immediately, apologized and asked if I'm okay.

Huh. I always assumed GOOP was a tax shelter that doubled as a hobby.

Notre Dame: "Despite exactly what we wanted, we're still looking for something to be angry about, dammit! How dare you take our perceived victimhood away from us?"

IDK, I just kind of get the sense that Taylor Swift was one of those late-bloomer, slightly awkward kids that maybe did get picked on in junior high, and she still kind of sees herself that way.

Tyra, Lovely, sit down. This is just embarrassing.

This certainly offers some context for how anti-vaxxer beliefs could reach such prevalence in affluent areas in California.

On the rare occasion that she wears something flattering for her height and body type, it's still fucked-up looking.

Vaguely similar is exactly right.

I'm inclined to go with your theory of re-labeling an existing gown, because that is clearly not the same dress.