Pre-schoolers do the best Elvis impersonations, hands down.

When you need to dress for business _and_ your first day of pre-school.

Well, I just think these Urban Tie Caps are the greatest thing since Miley Cyrus invented butts!

"You do porn? Why don't you get a real job and better yourself?!"

Exactly. For some reason, I find it more personally irritating than plain old, garden-variety narcissism, but I think that's just weird hang-up I have.

I have a theory that for some people, having children permits them to exercise a level of narcissism that they wouldn't otherwise feel capable of getting away with, but can now justify as being part of "involved and concerned parenting."

Either, really.

She does possess all the charm and magnetism of the late Andy Rooney, I'll give you that.

This. She seems like she'd be fun for exactly twenty minutes, and then you'd spend the next hour and a half plotting an exit strategy from whatever social situation you were in with her.

Four cats, you say? This guy is an amateur.

I stand corrected.

Obviously you make two sandwiches - one with crusts and one without. Gawd, you really don't deserve a man like him.

So Tom Ford just pretty much designed all this for Rihanna, right?

Why are you even still on Jez?! You should be in his kitchen right now, making him a sandwich, for you are the Chosen One!

Erin, as someone who lives there, I can confirm with 100% certainty that Oklahoma is not, in fact, a real place.

As an unrepentant former slut, I think the problem (albeit one that comes from a loving, protective impulse) is to think that we can protect our kids from the mistakes we made.

Couponing? Quelle horreur!

It really is. When I got divorced, I took an early withdrawal from my 401k so I could hire a pitbull of an attorney to fight for my kids. I walked away from the house and scraped by, paycheck to paycheck, for months. There were weeks when my kids and I only ate because friends or family bought us groceries. I was…

Oh, I'm curious now. Do you remember what in the book made her come off as entitled? Do you think she and her ex-husband are more alike than they might otherwise appear - i.e., are they just both assholes?

His capacity to see himself as the victim when he's the one driving his life off a cliff is pretty impressive.