All of this is so awful, I am going to try to focus on the surgeon who offered his services: this guy is not only willing to do her facial reconstruction for free, but he understands the tremendous responsibility that comes with being a trained fighter. We need more people like this.

I was just telling the little resplendent.bastards earlier this week, that nine times out of ten, when the national guard has been called in, it's because the governing authority has mismanaged a situation into clusterfuck of chaos, and they are desperately trying to mitigate their incompetence.

Could there be a more fitting category for this 'War Machine' guy than Dirt Bag?

That was my thought: the effects of narcissism. It's a little disturbing to think how much narcissism we're exposed to in the media and popular culture, and that it probably affects us in ways we don't even recognize.

"Rep. Coffman is both for and against whatever it was he was talking about."

*blushing Bashful Dwarf gif*

A Joseph Gordon Levitt for everyone!

You're too kind, but I can't take credit. A Deadspin commenter used it on a troll a few weeks ago, and it was such a perfect response that I had to co-opt it for occasions such as this.

Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.

I'm here to give you the attention you so desperately seek.

It's going to be super-awkward when all her friends have to choose sides.

We should start a pool for how long this will last.

Well, at least no one can say "Does the person she's marrying have any idea what they're getting themselves into?"

If that were true, no one would ever complain about being unable to find a babysitter on short notice.

This. Exactly. It reeks of unexamined privilege to tell marginalized people "Don't worry about what anyone else thinks - love yourself!"

I also read those lyrics as "No, really, some dudes dig this," which... why are we mad about it? Self-acceptance doesn't preclude the desire to have someone else find you attractive.

I stand corrected. Also, that is genius.

It is _so_ far-fetched. And even IF someone sold their subsidized diapers for cash, they'd be selling them to... a woman who needs diapers for her baby!

Look, if those lazy babies want diapers, they need to get off their powdered asses and get jobs! Quit sucking off the government teat, babies!

See, if these parents were only a corporation, their right to practice their actively harmful bullshit religious beliefs would be unimpeded.