Thank you! You were very much deserving of it. :)

This post is a courageous and inspiring example of serving your readers and putting them first. It makes me proud to be part of this Internet community.

8. Complaining about the dresses.

*shakes fist at the youngs using "lol" as an evocative article*

Oh Jesus Christ, Vera Bradley was _made_ to go with Lily Pulitzer, square tipped french manicures, and #allpinkeverything. It's not an aesthetic, it's a diagnosis.

First - THIS.

Her poor, poor bridesmaids. You just know all her wedding-related plans are expensive, time-consuming and mandatory.

Well, I'd apply, but seeing as how I can only boast a tasteful Pinterest board and the fact that Vogue once considered publishing one of my letters to the editor... I assume I'm over-qualified.

Bootstraps! Nothing was handed to her. She _earned_ every stitch of ugly-ass Lily Pulitzer clothing she has on!

Upon review, I see your citation is correct. I forgot about that part of the song.

What's sad is, I imagine if she'd reached out to Nicki and suggested that they collaborate on a single, it probably would have happened, if for no other reason than because the hype surrounding a Nicki/Lil' Kim track would have done a fair amount to push it up the charts, which would benefit both of them.

There is no mental illness that makes it seem like it's okay to molest your kid because your boyfriend told you to.

There isn't one. As a diagnosed and medicated bipolar 1, it makes me sick when people use mental illness as an excuse for being horrible.

This just makes my day.

No. We wouldn't be gleeful if they were two normal people.

Indeed. If ever anyone deserved to be globally shamed and shunned by everyone on Earth for the rest of their lives, it's these two.

I do, exactly. The best thing I can say about my husband, the thing I've never said about anyone else I've been with, is that he inspires me every day to be a better person, to be a person that I like and want to be.

I've heard that being a narcissist is a lot like being a sociopath: if the thought that you might be one is distressing to you, you're probably not one.

"Is being a gross Internet troll the new 'having a mistress'?"