Ugh, you kids today! With your Buzzfeeds and your alpha females!

This comparison is a thing of beauty. I wish we had mutual friends so that you and I could sit next to each other at parties and gossip about about everyone else there over G&Ts.

Not all homeschool dads is certainly a highly specialized subgroup of Not All Men.

Home school dads are creepy, you say?

That one was awful. As the mother of three boys, I occasionally think it would have been nice to have a little girl to take to 'Frozen' and paint each other's toenails and do girly things, but I love all my boys and wouldn't trade a single one of them. I can't imagine _hating_ them for a moment. Certainly not because…

Callie, with all due respect, Step 1 to "How To Dance At A Rave" is obviously "Be high as fuck."

The neighbors should have tried to win her over with a musical number first.

Mixed liberally with spicy mustard. Alone or with bratwurst.

James Franco is America's Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

I was not aware that there was a book that the series was based on. I will read it (coming from a similarly football-obsessed part of the Midwest, I'm curious to see the similarities and differences). Thanks!

Mom?

Gratzi! Also, how depressing.

Also, amazing gift

Divisive [deh-VIS-iv], adj. - Latin word for 'butthurt.'

Not all rape jokes.

The comments on this post.

What on earth is going on with the culture at that school? How do that many teachers think that this is acceptable?

Look, if you want to defend this guy, that's completely up to you. I'm obviously not going to change your mind on whether or not this guy is a good parent. And you're not going to change mine, because I'm quite frankly never going to agree that this gentleman and parents like him are doing anything other than putting…

Nope, life does not hand you things with a memo in advance so you can decide how to deal with it at the exact perfect time and the exact perfect way that you would like. Life throws things at you and you deal with it as it comes, imperfectly, the best you know how at the time. Intrepid Dad is not doing his fourteen…

Being so self-absorbed and short-sighted that you are unwilling to talk to your children about sex is actually pretty immature. Believing that by closing your eyes, the thing you're afraid of can't see you and will go away is developmentally appropriate for a two-year-old. Which this gentleman is acting like.