That is exactly the one I was thinking of. Internet high five

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She did not. I, however, am available to do cluelessly privileged GOOP impressions for birthdays, weddings and bar mitzvahs.

She did not. I apparently do a pretty good GOOP impersonation, though.

Totes made up, and thank you!

The gif is priceless, though!

I was actually referring to yesterday's Dirtbag, when Gymeyh was talking about how hard it is to be a movie star, instead of a mom with a regular office job.

"Sleep is not a function of privilege. When I'm exhausted because I've spent two days jet-lagged and my bio-rythems are still on Tuscany time, I just think 'Man, it must be so great to live in one of those third-world countries with no electricity. I mean, when your hut is dark, you go to sleep, and when the sun…

As a mom with an office job who worked till midnight twice last week and had to text her kids good night six hours before I woke up to make them breakfast and take them to school, fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. So hard.

Holy crap. I am not at all surprised by the level of douchiness on display in that photo, but by how... down market that douchiness is. I'd have guessed 'aspiring concert promoter/assistant manager at Hooters,' not 'Princeton.'

Oh, it is. There's a reason he's my ex.

Basically, yes.

You think Deadspin is confused? There's an increasingly ugly thread on Jalopnik about whether a conscious uncoupling can even be performed in a stick-shift vehicle made after 1968 that hasn't been retro-fitted.

And any acquaintances who secretly hate follow you. They're the real winners.

Well, he was a tool, bless his heart.

This reminds me of the time my now ex-husband announced on Facebook "Well, my wife just walked out on me," and proceeded to check in to one local bar after another, so he could live-blog his binge drinking. Stars! They're just like us!

Oh. God. I had not thought of that. And I'm stealing this argument.

ETA: Sorry, replied to wrong person.

Exactly. The notion that "Biblical standards" justify the current cultural standards of gender-normative behavior stretches credulity to the breaking point. I certainly that since they apply biblical standards, they've forbidden school lunches with pork and shellfish.

Unless she is the only kid wearing a cotton-poly blend at that school, then they are not using "Biblical standards."