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Ok, my link isn't working. :(

I love that he was on the cover, as a fan of LeBron and a fan of Vogue, but the imagery they were referencing was... Problematic doesn't even.... I face-palmed.

It was one of three of her wedding dresses (three!), and the Presleys were on the cover of the Hollywood issue, which makes sense to me.

Uh. I'd like to remind you that the Bible says nothing about gravity, so I do not believe it exists.

I can get behind these Creationists. As reigning office champion of waste paper basketball, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN FEATURED ON ESPN'S SPORTS CENTER!

I will only watch this if all contestants have appeared on at least one season of 'The Surreal World,' or 'Jersey Shore.'

There are not enough Orson Wells clapping gifs on the entire Internet to express my feelings about this post.

I feel like there's a tiny car/gangbang joke here that just needs a slide rule sound effect, but it's late and the Internet is vast and I'm already frightened/aroused enough as it is....

Nightmares! Sexy, confusing nightmares....

I bet you're fun at parties.

If this were the actual story line to 'How I Met Your Mother,' I would watch the shit out of it.

You people have obviously never had real 'shine. I'm very disappointed in all of you.

I suspect it's because Belle Knox directly challenges the virgin/whore dichotomy our culture embraces. "Good girls" go to school and have office jobs and get married and have babies and drive minivans. "Sluts" do porn, and are disposable. "Sluts" may play at being "good girls" within the confines of pornography, but

As someone who, just an hour ago, told the little resplendent.bastards to "kill each other at home, and not in public," I understand where this sloth bear is coming from, and I do not judge her.

God, no. I mean, I don't have a problem with corporations as people, but what if they had children? Where would they fit in?

That's so weird. Aren't the religious right the ones who are all pushing these laws for mandatory counseling when a woman wants an abortion? For the woman's health and good decision making?

Makes perfect sense. Gratzi!

Ah, I stand corrected in the length, then.

I'm confused, though. Serious question: how would regular users damage Planet Fitness's profit margins? I mean, I go in, change, use the weights and equipment, shower and leave. Maybe other gym-goers are more high maintenance? But I wouldn't think that regular users would cost them that much, since they basically have

Why the fuck would I wear knee-length shorts or a skirt over leggings?!? The whole point of wearing leggings under ass-shorts is that I am completely covered when leaving my goddamn house,