Also this:

They're so, so right about red lipstick. It is always lascivious and inherently, explicitly sexual and no one woman who is in a position to be considered a role model of any sort would ever wear it.

Uh, you guys, I'm pretty sure that Bristol Palin, someone who had to make it on her own as a single mom with only a Candies modeling contract, a DWTS tv gig and a mom who was governor of Alaska, knows a little something more about struggle and hardship than some lady who lived in a trailer for a few monthes and went…

Uh, you guys, I'm pretty sure that Bristol Palin, someone who had to make it on her own as a single mom with only a Candies modeling contract, a DWTS tv gig and a mom who was governor of Alaska, knows a little something more about struggle and hardship than some lady who lived in a trailer for a few monthes and went…

"...he is berating her for not putting Kim on the cover of Vogue..."

I assume (based on my extensive research of viewing half of an episode of 'Behind the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' years ago) that the people who run these NFL cheerleader programs and put these handbooks together are themselves former cheerleaders who've found a unique bubble in which they never have to leave high…

I suddenly feel like there is a strange and complicated backstory to the lyric: "What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?"

I suddenly feel like there is a strange and complicated backstory to the lyric: "What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?"

You're absolutely right.

You're absolutely right.

I believe that flight risk is determined by a number of factors, including the seriousness of the crime (not very, in this case) and the defendant's ability to flee.

I believe that flight risk is determined by a number of factors, including the seriousness of the crime (not very, in this case) and the defendant's ability to flee.

For reals, having opinions about things public figures say and do is totally slutty. You guys are all so gross, and your vaginas are probably all worn out from all that thinking about stuff.

For reals, having opinions about things public figures say and do is totally slutty. You guys are all so gross, and your vaginas are probably all worn out from all that thinking about stuff.

This was exactly my thought. Probably most people are trying to put on a good face through Thanksgiving and Christmas, because really, holidays with the whole family are hard enough without having to deal with the barrage of prying questions and bullshit advice that will flow forth once you announce your…

This was exactly my thought. Probably most people are trying to put on a good face through Thanksgiving and Christmas, because really, holidays with the whole family are hard enough without having to deal with the barrage of prying questions and bullshit advice that will flow forth once you announce your…

This was exactly my thought. Probably most people are trying to put on a good face through Thanksgiving and Christmas, because really, holidays with the whole family are hard enough without having to deal with the barrage of prying questions and bullshit advice that will flow forth once you announce your…

And that's why everyone who was born in the 1950's grew up to be gay! After all, back then, pregnant women were smoking and drinking for two.

And that's why everyone who was born in the 1950's grew up to be gay! After all, back then, pregnant women were smoking and drinking for two.

And that's why everyone who was born in the 1950's grew up to be gay! After all, back then, pregnant women were smoking and drinking for two.