Excellent point re: parents being accustomed to poor behavior from their children. I've always wondered how parents of poorly behaved kids can stand their lives, but you're right - it's probably just 'normal' for them. They've either never known anything different, or they lack the fortitude to weather the full-scale…

Those menstruating sluts should pay for their own lifestyle choices, and instead they're just bleeding all over the government teat with their uteruses and their socialism! You know who doesn't even have a period? Bootstraps, that's who!

During my divorce, I compiled a cathartic 'Fuck You Playlist', and it's actually a decent cardio playlist that I now use primarily on those "Fuck You, Treadmill," mornings.

Dammit, I forgot about Yzma! Girl can work a Bob Mackie.

Dammit, I forgot about Yzma! Girl can work some Bob Mackie.

I haven't seen any of the trailers yet, but I will overlook all of these things if the Snow Queen herself is the kind of amazing camp villainesse that Disney is so good at (Ursula, Cruella, Maleficent.)

Genuinely curious: how does that work? What would make this a bad thing for them?

As someone with a few questionable pics floating around, I've always sort of assumed that the sheer volume of selfies and porn online was its own protection. Sort of like trying to find one particular fish in the ocean. Somebody could, but the odds are long.

Fucking THIS times a thousand.

I think the obvious answer here is to introduce this guy to one of the many women who write to advice columnists because their striking beauty intimidates men from asking them out.

I am going to buy, like, ten of these, and bring them as gifts to every Dirty Santa party I'm invited to this holiday season. Because I fucking hate Dirty Santa.

Mostly off handouts from my parents (who are not wealthy - just super frugal). Her husband is an over the road trucker, so that brings in some money, but not enough to allow her to stay home without my parents subsidizing her. It's super-frustrating to watch her take advantage of them -I know they are grown adults who…

Ugh. I just found out that my stupid, stupid sister is an anti-vaxxer. Our mom let it slip in conversation. She homeschools her kids (questionably, I might add) and I honestly believe she's anti-vaccination out of a combination of laziness and special snowflake syndrome (she's never had a job for more than a few…

Good luck with that.

I feel like this explains a lot. Compared to GaGa or Katy Perry (which is who Britney is competing with these days), this video was just... boring.

For reals. I knew a girl in high school who got mad at her best friend for failing to throw her a surprise birthday party. It's a weird combination of narcissism, entitlement and massive insecurity.

This is really sweet, but... my first thought was "Man, how many batshit crazy people are going to read this, decide it's the most romantic thing ever, and then silently seethe with resentment and passive-aggressive hostility as each day passes and their clueless S.O. fails to throw them their dream Pinterest wedding…

Spoken like a single mom who's about to stiff her landlord on the rent.

Spoken like a single mom who's about to stiff her landlord on the rent.

Oh, dear.