It's rather like seeing someone drunk and blathering on, in a somewhat unhinged fashion, about having been recently dumped.

Exactly - it never occurred to me that his sandbagging of our finances was abuse, until after I left and was reading about financial abuse as a tactic that domestic abusers utilize to keep their victims dependent, and I read it and I was like 'holy crap, he did this to me!' And I consider myself knowledgable about…

I wish I'd heard of financial abuse before I left my first husband.

I am definitely checking Tatler out as a result of all the comments on this article - it looks divine!

I buy Vogue and Elle (and used to buy Vanity Fair before Hitch passed) for the feature writing and the editorial fashion photography. I like my fantasy/escapism with a healthy dollop of snobbery.
(Anna Wintour is my spirit animal.)

I read that Slate article bc resplendent.husband 2.0 is vegetarian, and I thought it might offer advice on getting more protein into a vegetarian diet, from a nutrition science perspective.

Well, yeah, I mean... If she really loved him, she'd want to learn, right?

Also Stephanie was obviously in a rut, and never wanted to try new things.

Prediction: after eating sandwich #298, Eric tells Stephanie that it's not working, and he wants to see other people. "Other people" turns out to be a 23-year-old Trustafarian conceptual artist who doesn't cook.

Well, sure. After multiple conferences, texts and carefully made arrangements between agents, publicists and record label people reminding whoever is in charge of Kanye's cellphone that day to text Miley at 2:30 while Rolling Stone is there, because we have to make sure that 'Black Skinhead' gets mentioned in the…

Damn, I hate it when Pharrell and Kanye and Li'l Kim text me when I'm in the middle of an interview with Rolling Stone, explaining how I am 100%, for-realsies, not exploiting black people.

I, for one, am surprised that this very reasonable-sounding woman has a teenage daughter who is acting out against her.

Uh, Lolz. If this uptight dipshit is lucky, they'll graduate and get a job at a law firm where they will find themselves as a first year associate cramming down stale chips and tuna from a can in front of their keyboard as they work non-stop to make an insane billable hours requirement.

She's so subversive.

So... girlfriend has never heard of lipstick lesbians, I take it?

I have no illusions about my sister helping to care for my parents as they get older, as she does a piss-poor job taking care of herself and her kids.

I find that my skin has to be super-wet, like, fucking drenched, for them to adhere properly.

Biore pore strips: second only to Game of Thrones in addictiveness.

No joke, I know a guy who couldn't get an MMA license because of a traumatic head injury that resulted in a coma. So he got... a boxing license. From our state's boxing commission. They cleared the victim of a traumatic head injury. To box. Professionally.

These wealthy families have obviously not read enough Anthony Trollope to be wary of educated, cultured, young women who are looking to improve their stations.