It would be only be God's fault if God was a woman. Which He most certainly is not. Why would you even suggest such a thing? I assume your bodily humours are out of whack, causing you to be insufficiently submissive to your husband. Ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, a sinkfull of dirty dishes and four episodes of the…

Ooh, a new way things are 'our fault' - laydeeez, is your husband a no-good, unemployed, shiftless layabout? Is it his fault for being a lazy fuck? Nope! It's YOUR fault for being too good at what you do!

"I am very conscious that you can't condemn people of an earlier era by the standard of ours."

I initially read this headline as "Self-Hating Church Lady..." and I was all, "Well, yeah, that's probably right."

Agreed. Mrs. Hall seems like she'll be the overbearing, boundry-less, passive-aggressive mother-in-law that nightmares are made of.

"Do you know that when a male sees you in a state of undress, he can't ever un-see it?"

My goodness, that's a high horse you rode in on.

Fox News, Chief Justice John Roberts and... Macklemore.

Great grandma resplendent, God rest her soul, knew that nothing deflates a desperate-to-shock teenager quite so precisely as "That's nice, Dear."

I was going to say - I have known some swingers and it's a weirdly conservative culture. The ones I have known seem to feel that they're swinging because they value marriage? It's a little discombobulating.

Fine, Hadley Heath. We get it.

Because nothing dismantles the patriarchy like calling other women "stupid bints."

I just want to know what I have to do to get shipped off to Guac-tanamo.

Damn, this reads like the author of this 'Princess Pan' nonsense woke up one day, realized she hated her husband, her kids, her house in the suburbs, her minivan and her mom jeans, and is trying so, SO hard to convince herself that her life choices are, in fact, the right ones, and that there is moral superiority in…

... I'm ... I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. I think I passed out after reading the words "SHAVED OFF PART OF HER CLIT"....

Shaving around my clit, I can handle.

This makes me want there to be an Abortion Barbie who comes dressed in a white doctor's coat with a pink stethoscope because she's a women's health provider and she comes with a booklet of facts about contraception and abortion rights and the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood, and I go buy one for every little girl I…

I see this with my ex-husband, who pretty much opted out of working altogether after he graduated college. (No, he's not a trust fund baby.) So for most of our marriage, I worked crazy insane hours to get ahead in my career and support us, and he was at home with the kids because... well, he was at home anyway.

Rick Santorum is absolutely right. They are fucking ruining the heretofore pristine reputation of the YMCA, which used to be such a nice place to get yourself clean, have a good meal, and just do whatever you feel.

" Unfortunately, we all get Scotts."