I've noticed that as well. I assume that maybe they are hoping that by pretending to be smart, the rest of us won't notice that they are in fact not very bright.

YES to the self-professed intellectual. I've never met one that wasn't an asshole.

(HI!)

Your gif. It is perfect.

Well, obviously I don't know if Nigella strangled him or not. What I _do_ know is that I'd kind of like to right now.

Shit, I don't even like the shoes I bought in my twenties. And my taste in men back then was way worse than my taste in shoes.

Go on....

Right? She looks gorgeous in all these pictures.

It's _always_ okay to be Takei!

We really need a LolPatz meme. Just a photo of Pat Robertson, and all the stupid shit he says translated into cheezeburger speak:

No one was implying that. Nice straw man, though.

Uh, really? That's what warrants your sarcasm? I mean, if wanting your boyfriend to go with you to the OBGYN were some marginalized fetish practice, you'd be all over the comments defending people's rights to practice it. Is it just not edgy enough for you?

Exactly. I _hate_ the fact that people act like the fact that they married makes it okay. It's the same positively primitive thinking that forces women to marry their attackers. It's gross.

Mary Kaye Latourneau is completely horrifying, and the soft treatment she receives from 'news' outlets is sickening. I can't imagine how that poor boy's patents feel. As the mother of two pre-teen boys, I think I'd probably be capable of violence.

BUT STILL BE HOT!!! (Within the confines of these rules, of course.)

Apparently there is more that goes into just bein' Miley than I realized.

All the internets, they are yours.

As I recall, there were interviews with some of the inmates she served time with, and they all said she was great.

Awww, I was born in NJ. That just makes me love her more!

I could not stomach Martha Stewart's WASP-y perfection until she went to jail, came out wearing a shawl that the other inmates had made her during her stay, and was all like "Appeal my conviction? Fuck that, I have an empire to rebuild! I've got shit to do!"