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Congratulations, AndPreciousLittleofThat!

Congratulations, glitter.thumbs! I couldn't google you up a salamandar cake, so I got a tattoo instead!

And now for a rebuttal, from hats:

I acknowledge that everything in the above article regarding selection bias is correct, but I do wonder how much the elevated timeline of a musician's career plays into it. Like if the music industry regards you as marketable/at the peek of your career at a Bieber-esque 19, then it's not a huge surprise that many of

That forbidden fruit to tofurkey metaphor is simply fantastic.

Congrautlations, Gruppylumpagus! To celebrate your achievement in #COTD, little Cindy Lou Hoo took a face full of concentrated capsacin, aka Riot Coke!

I adore E. Jean, and the only thing that would stop me from meeting her in person is my fear that she wouldn't have the glorious, plummy 'Thurston and Lovie Howell III' accent I always read her columns in.

Congratulations, DingDangBlog!

They won't - they'll wait until some poor woman dies because of it and then use it as a "don't have sex or try to get un-pregnant if you do" horror story to further their agenda.

I feel like Kevin Federline is the kind of opportunistic skeeze who is just smart enough to recognize a good situation and not screw it up. When the Brit-Brit money dries up, he will stop being the classy one.

Congrats, BJ!

Simply Fabulous!

Kongratulations, BJ!

Kongrats, BJ! That was epic.

McQuery is not a small man. He is a pretty big guy. Who saw a child being raped and did nothing to stop it, despite being physically more capable than most people.

Thank you so much for sharing that.

Knew I'd been saving this for something...

Ugh. So shit like this... is what makes me strongly suspect that the physician's assistant who said that they "ran out" of the HPV vaccine when I brought the little resplendent.bastards in to be vaccinated was lying to me. The appointment had been on the books for two weeks, and her claims that she "didn't see it till

It's... it's beautiful.

Fantastic. Just fantastic.