With what? A barbed strap on? A chainsaw? I need more information before I feel I can give a thoughtful and accurate answer to this question.

Congratulations, vitajex!

Well, I apologize for my vagina all the time, but in all fairness, she swears and belches a lot and never picks up after herself. It's pretty embarrassing.

Congratulations, carwledoutofthesea!

Epic. Just epic.

I love that this exists. I do not ever want to listen to it, but I love that this exists.

Wow. Just wow. She's so brave.

Congrats, wheresthenextmeme, on that fabulously informative #cotd!

I believe you mean "It's a Christmas meh-racle."

*ducks head*

My new corporate overlords lock up the internet like porn at Bible camp, so sadly, I'm only around on evenings and weekends. I don't get to comment as much, but you Jezzies are all still near and dear to my heart.

Me, too. As a resident of Oklahoma City, I can tell you we refer to it as 'Tulsa Tea.'

I have no issue with Playboy magazine, or women posing for it whatsoever. The human form is a beautiful thing... But those pictures looked so numb and sad and lifeless. And I assume those were the 'good' ones. It just made me sad for her.

Also, um, definitely don't go and have too much to drink and hit the dance floor.

Congratulations, Landycakeboss!

Congratulations, Ari Schwartz, Dark Lord of Snark! Your comments always have me at attention!

Math is hard.

Congrats!

Congrats, Autonym and monkeybusiness! Bloody good show!

I had pepperspray on my keychain in high school, and one of my boyfriends, while playing with it, accidentally peppersprayed himself.