Psh. Everyone knows women don't need sex. They need yogurt and scented candles.

I'm a firm believer that we need to reclaim the term. A "slut" is a sexually active woman making her own decisions without regard for the norms and opinions of others. Let's _own_ this word.

Congratulations, robotosaur and SamanthaC Likes Lentils!

Congratulations, Zeratulu010!

Problematic, yes, but I feel she should get points for not choosing a name that ends in '-ayden.'

I got an ill-advised tattoo before it was legal. I waited and got an amazing cover-up tattoo that I absolutely love. For my money, the best solution to ink you regret is... more ink.

Congratulations, yepthatcolleen! Your #cotd is so good, it's crushing me from the inside!

Right? Who has to clarify that question? Everyone else answer "God, no!" before the speaker was done talking.

Congratulations, Kyosuke! Nothing says 'Christmas Miracle' like a gun-toting embryo ornament!

Genius! +1

Okay, as someone who has this haircut, I'm renaming my hairstyle the 'Cardinal Ratzinger.'

As is the case with most terrible ideas, there's a kernel of awesome in there.

I just wanted to say how much I've appreciated Deadspin's thorough, spot-on coverage of the Penn State scandal, and the intelligent and insightful commentary. I wasn't sure what the tone would be when I clicked over to read the articles, but I've been consistently impressed and heartened. My hat is off to you, good…

Congratulations, OMG! Ponies! I loved this #cotd, but I think the Santa cake I googled you was a bit demoralized.

Well, this is just great. One more thing to add to my list of things that could give me VD:

Congratulations, vox_rowan! The dalai lama was so impressed by your #cotd that he baked you this delicious cake!

Congratulations, AndPreciousLittleofThat and Miss_Pia_Z!

Six months ago, I announced to my stylist I wanted her to hack off fifteen inches of hair into a pixie cut. Following a serious counseling session with the owner of the salon, she did, and... I love it.

Congratulations, Seize!

Littermate? This rotten, cuddle-starved, perpetually needy and smelly creature is a shelter rescue. If you'll drive out and pick her up, you can have her.