Congratulations, sgtyukon!

Psshhh. This is nothing. I all ready have a dog that is clearly the result of a weasel mating with the most emotionally needy person on the planet.

Congratulations, octobunny! I went to go get the ingredients to bake you a google cake, but came back with this adorable puppy in a dunce cap instead!

Hearted for handling trollish pink crap the right way. Thanks!

You sound like my kinda dame.

Er, yes. I got strangely few results googling the words 'shaving cake' and 'razor cake', and it was the best I could do. I did feel it captured a certain je-ne-sais-quoi about Ke$ha's music, though, so there's that.

Congratulations, LaComtesse and daytonight!

Ugh. As someone who suffers from anxiety and the accompanying 'restless monkey brain', the only think I've found that works is trying NOT to go to sleep. Curling up in the recliner in a dark room with the tv on will work... eventually.

Congratulations! That was awesome!

Congratulations, bloodlesscoup, on a priceless #cotd!

Congratulations, Ruby_de_la_Booby!

Congratulations, LaComtesse!

Congratulations, AndPreciousLittleofThat! I googled you up an internet cake, but Lindsay asked if she could have it, and seeing as how you probably weren't going to eat any... I said yes.

Excellent points. I have no idea why our culture treats managing people like it's intuitive. Most of the time, it's not.

Yes, but it's well documented that the effects of a competent and admirable gay medical professional can be mitigated by having had one's cootie shot.

We're all so sorry to hear of your (imaginary) loss, DingDangBlog.

Goddamn right she's not.

You are not alone in this. My impression of J.Lo is, was, and always will be "She seems like one of those chicks I wouldn't have liked in high school."

It really does.

Okay, the pug with boobs is kind of hilarious.