These parents are totally right because I had Barbies when I was little and now I live in a bright pink Dream House and have a huge wardrobe of clothes and a horse and a convertable and -

Congratulations, andie.walsh.is.my.hero! Most excellent #cotd!

Congratulations, SorciaMacNasty Siren of Smile!

Congratulations vitajex, labeled: CRAZY AUNT KAYNE and Anita Ham Sandwich for that triple word score #cotd!

Congratulations, Sieze and Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of Snark!

That is a thing of beauty!

No, but they love them some fetuses! (Feti?)

I guess it's only polarizing if you're on the side who thinks everyone should stop making such a big deal about it,

Also, if you're comfortable, taking along a friend or close relative to discretely talk to the doctor beforehand helps.

"Bullying builds character."

Weird, I dated that guy too.

Well, sex has certainly contributed to the long list of things I try to forget ever happened, so there's that.

Well, this certainly makes all my post-break-up behavior in high school seem reasonable and level-headed.

Congratulations, BabyJane! Your comments always give me a little buzz!

Oh, man, your cotd cake wins! Much respect!

Congratulations, physicsgirl and MsAvignon!

Look, fella, I too have found myself in disturbingly foul and messy dwelling places occupied by large, smelly, hairy guys that communicate largely in grunts, and I also spent time denying the obvious, but it's time to do what everyone else does in that situation: resolve to drink less next time you go out and implore…

Congratulations, vitajex!

I used to love Victoria's Secret's 'Heavenly' before I got pregnant, and ever since it's made me gag. The kid is 11.

Awww, I've missed you guys too. I have a new set of corporate overlords who, while they are incredibly generous with cash and benefits and stock options, lock up the internet like it's grandma's heirloom jewelry. So I'm mostly around now on evenings and weekends. But I try and make the most of them.