Eeepppp! Yes! That was all I could think. Charlotte and Harry were my favorite couple on SATC. And I'm a dork.

Ugh. This reminds me of the homeschooling fundies down the street that had their porch light lit on Halloween night (universal signal that you're welcome to Trick or Treat, right?), so when I took the little resplendent bastards up to ring their bell, what did they have on their door but a tract about how Halloween…

I do not fucking bake. I don't need that kind of pressure to get everything right. Marinara sauce doesn't judge you if you just throw ingredients in, substitute here and there and have some of the wine you set aside for the recipe. It still tastes great. Why can't you be more like marinara sauce, cake?

Huh. Here I assumed facebook knew I was an alcoholic because of all the late-night messages I send to old boyfriends with that start out "yooouu know wht i miss about you?// i don no if i evr told yo thissss but..."

Congratulations, albo, yumpopink and scarlettb! Have an adorably contageous cootie cake!

This is pure genius, and perhaps it's just me, but I find the over-the-top silliness of the pin-up poses sexy in a way that the traditional 'beefcake' poses aren't - these seem like guys with a terrific sense of humor about the whole thing. Which is hawt.

I was really surprised at the shocking racial fuckery of the casting (fire clan = swarthy, ethnic, bad. Everyone else = Caucasian, good) because it was directed by M. Night Shyamalan, who is Indian-American. But he's also a hack, so there's that.

That's true - I guess my 'tree' analogy isn't entirely accurate. I'm just never going to be able to wrap my head around it. But you know, different strokes, different folks, etc, etc....

Congratulations, pennies.allover!

As someone who spent most of high school trying NOT to get pregnant... I simply cannot wrap my head around getting someone pregnant being hot. I don't judge - I mean, whatever gets you through the night and all, but... it's like hearing that someone is turned on by trees. You just kind of cock your head and go…

Jeezuz. I - I guess I never really appreciated my parent's awkward, confusing and euphamism-filled version of 'The Talk' the way I should have. Thanks, Mom and Dad, for... whatever it is you were trying to tell me about my hoo-hah and becoming a woman someday.

Congratulations, AndPreciousLittleofThat on a fantastic #cotd, and for reminding us all that Sarah Palin puts the ass in astronaut!

Congratulations, AndPreciousLittleofThat, on a fantastic #COTD and for reminding us all that Sarah Palin puts the ass in astronaut!

Congratulations, vitajex! Smells like #cotd!

Congratulations, Carrie Brooks, on that righteously awesome #COTD!

I completely agree - Never Nude is clearly the safest way to go.

Huh. I didn't know you could stretch "Because I'm a disgusting human being" into a full-legnth documentary, but I guess that's why they go to film school.

Well, if they didn't want their naked pictures up on the internet, they shouldn't have gone to the doctor in the first place, amirite?

Congratulations, bloudlesscoup!

Oh, please, I've seen your work - you're quite the internet cake artist, yourself!