Congratulations, AndPreciousLittleofThat! That was fantastic!

Maybe they can get directions from wherever they are to the most direct route. I can think of a couple guys I've known who could have benefited from something like that.

Congratulations, telecomic! In Soviet Russia, #COTD wins you!

Congratulations, telecomic!

Great job, see you in rach-hell!

Congratulations, see you in rach-hell!

Unhearted so I can heart you again!

Thinking of the children: you're doing it wrong.

Oh, wow, that's some epic cakewreck right there.

Congratulations, hannoid, Air Schwartz and ladyface! Your comments were out of this world!

Congratulations, NomNom83!

I know it's hard, but please don't respond to the trolls. It makes them an approved commenter over here, and then we have to call the Orkin man and he comes out and sprays for trolls, and it's expensive, and everything smells like chemicals for weeks.

Congratulations, drunkenexpatwriter!

"He... is expected to survive."

D'awww, thanks, you guise! Pregnant belly cake for everyone!

D'awww, thanks!

Oh, holy cow. That is awesome. Hearted and un-hearted and then hearted again!

Does this mean we can look forward to Kanye West interrupting every interview with any other pregnant celebrity from now until the kid pops out?... Because that would be kind of hilarious.

Well said.

Congratulations, Ari Schwartz, Dark Lord of Snark!