Congratulations, Professor Pink! I made you an Iman cake, but then Iman said "Thou shalt not make a pastry in my image," and it caved in on itself. So I googled you a Vogue cake instead. Enjoy!

Congratulations, sweet tea vodka!

D'awwww, you guise!

That is without a doubt my favorite kind of internet cake.

I'd say it's like a free ride when you've all ready paid, but I'm sure Justice Thomas would say that I was advocating socialism.

Congratulations, radiantflux!

Is there any other way to read it?

Well, shit. I guess now if I want to watch some oblivious narcissist blather on about her latest boyfriend and do a shitty job of managing her business, I'll have to get my ass off the couch and go to the hair salon down the street.

I see what you did there. :)

I... something, something... hoses... something... burning.... mumble, mumble.... drool....

Congratulations, drunkenexpatwriter!

There's no way I could possibly top Sorcia's contribution, but I did google you up a sad single person cake - Congratulations, Dinosaurs and Nachos, Girlfriend!

Now the student has become the master.

I was all ready completely certain that Michelle Bachmann was completely unqualified to be president. Now she's just fucking with me.

Congratulations, Kick Out the Iambs! I was googling you up an internet cake, but nothing I found seemed more appropriate than this .png. Enjoy!

"Today TLC announced that it's canceling Kate + 8"

Congratulations, crunchberry!

This is so important. Post-partum depression really feels like you're falling into a deep, deep hole.

Let's try this again : Congratulations, memphreblue, rachel723, and SorciaMacnasty!

Congratulations, memphreblue, rachel723, and SorciaMacnasty!