It's genius!

Every once in a while, you find one that's perfect. Have a baby bump coupon cake, And Precious Little of That and SkiBum232!

Honestly, my first thought was 'WTF - who can't find a gas station?!?", but you raise an excellent point. I remember running out of diapers visiting my in-laws and discovering that EVERYTHING in their small town closed at nine o'clock. Ugh.

Two in a row! Congratulations, Ari Schwartz - you get a cookie!

Congratulations, Ari Schwartz!

I don't know, I think Tom Jones is always so wildly inappropriate that he's almost completely benign again. But then again, not everyone agrees with my parenting choices....

Congrats, Jetgirly! Please enjoy this lentil cake, that I make you with the lentils that I grew in my garden, and baked in the eco-friendly hand-made kiln I fire pottery for the homeless preschool class I volunteer at.

Congratulations, msclavel and MsWhatsit!

This is one of those times that I am struck by the fact that our culture just doesn't shame men about being romantically involved with horrible, shitty people the way we shame women about it. I can't imagine sharing the planet with someone who killed my children, much less a bed with them.

You win the internets with that one. Heart-clicked.

You just hush, now. Eventually they'll run out of celebrities and one of them will have to ask me.

It's putting too much faith in humanity to hope that "AskMen" and everything on it is totally tongue-in-cheek, right?

Congratulations, Jan74! I made you a LeFork cake... but then this freaking kid ate it.

Ha! It _does_ look like Haley Mills! I was squinting at it, going 'Is that a Duggar?'

Let's see, you got a tattoo of the dude who cheated on his last wife with a chick who's famous for having white supremacist tatts, and WE'RE the tacky ones for asking about it?

Congrats, ChitChatterson! Unfortunately, this cake didn't get the memo.

Congratulations, Caralain and bloodlesscoup! I was going to bake you guys a Twilight cake, but I went shoe shopping instead,

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who can't picture Bunny Mellon as anything other than Charlotte York's ex-mother-in-law.

"World-renouned DJ ridiculous person Pauly D will be "performing" with Britney Spears in some capacity for six dates of her Femme Fatale concert next month."

Congratulations, spacegod! Have some Keyboard Cat Cake!