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There's no way I can possibly do better than that.

I can't wait for Dave and Chantal's holocaustiverary party.

Ooh, will he hide his valuable possessions in the closet?

Congratulations, Va Va Get my Broom! Have some dudebro cake!

Well, I am going to overlook all the creeper aspects of this because Mila Kunis is my pretend girlfriend/bff from way back (I have carried a torch for this chick since That 70's Show) and because Mila Kunis! Marines! Kittens! Rainbows!

Hand sanitizer gel. Armpits. Did it this morning when I forgot deodorant at the gym. Worked all day. Trust, y'all.

That was amazing, Dinosaurs and Nachos, girlfriend!

So I guess Patrick Duffy's contract as Scuzzlebutt's other leg is up?

Is it just me, or does that shoe look like it was made to wear with those ugly turtleneck and jumper dress outfits that the Christian fundamentalists like so much?

But underground baby-fighting rings are still legal, right?

Congratulations, ExcuseMeMissDionne! Have some kitten cake!

D'awww, thank you!

Thanks!

Oh, C is for cookbook, it's good enough for me.

You're telling me. I just buy myself that fancy-schmancy greek yogurt.

D'awww, thanks, you guise! Puss in Boots cake for everyone!

Chris Kattan is the BEST Antonio Banderas!

Perfect! Thank you!

So awesome! Thanks so much!

As long as you don't mind that I'm already internet married to CurtCole, then yes!