Ooohhh, that works too.

"As the defense sits by and has their champagne toast after that not guilty verdict, somewhere out there the devil is dancing tonight."

Congratulations, LutherNipperkin!

"Lady Gaga did yoga in Thailand while wearing what looked like a giant temporary tattoo she won at a carnival, black panties, and hooves from a horse costume. And a beret."

Congratulations, humbleasdoves01!

Only if they do it right.

Prader-Willi is indeed chromosomal, and no one knows what causes autism. So whatever she did or did not do was not responsible for his disabilities.

Quite right. I apologize for slandering the, erm, "good character" of Dr. Nick.

Apparently. +1

Wait. Planned Parenthood is... following the law here? Right? By referring patients they can't treat elsewhere?... Is that illegal?... Someone help me - I can't understand what the pro-life lobby wants me to be outraged about.

He's just a Boyle on the ass of humanity, isn't he?

This is helpful - I am going to start buddying up to Meredith Brooks and Elton John right now, so that when I run for president, my campaign won't have these issues. (Elton John's 'The Bitch is Back' will actually be my re-election camoaign song, but you can't think too far ahead when it comes to politics.)

'"I can't imagine a situation where vaginal bleeding is so life-threatening that one can't make it to the nearest health centre or hospital" said Dr Caesar Mungatana.'

That's what Republicans call themselves when they still want to have teh sehks.

They both sound awful. I vote we throw them in the Rancor pit with a broken bottle and a sharp stick and let them battle it out.

Agreed. Scary clown, sad clown, assclown....

Ooh, can we set up play dates between Nujerzee and Mizurie, and my yet-to-be-conceived pagaent twins, Neveah and Lleh?

*Pam Grier fan internet fist bump*

I'm now convinced that this guy is an IRL exploitation villain, and he'll get his come-uppance when one of his unjustly incarcerated all-female chain gang members organizes an escape at the MLB All-Star game that exposes his corrupt and evil ways.

Good point. Fox News is clearly the bright light in the sewer that eminates evil and eats children. Glenn Beck is just it's clown incarnation.