And...don’t order fish on Mondays, no matter how much the server says its the best they’ve ever had.  ;)

Well, sure! The TV doesn’t pick up the station that the fights are on unless you’re standing at the sink, so why get a dish and utensils dirty for nothing?

La te da, look who wears underwear.

The chicken isn’t dead...

It seems almost mandatory that any Vietnamese noodle place must have a name that’s a pun or at minimum a play off of words. Examples of a few in my town or just close by:

That’s fucked up right there it is. You mean after 2 years of nonsensical “Hotdog a sandwich or not,” questions the answer was right under our nose the whole time??

Philly Cheese Chicken is the real tragedy here.

The menu take makes no sense. Hotdogs sometimes have their own section on a menu just like burgers do because they are so open to variation, not because they are some special food category. The people that claim hamburgers aren’t sandwiches confuse me even more.

Back in my day we only had roast beef curtains

Possibly also the fried chicken White Jesus anointed The One True Chicken*

Boo.

The beautiful thing about fried chicken is that it is so simple that it borders on impossible to truly get wrong. That’s not to say it’s easy to get right—it isn’t—only that fried chicken ought to substitute for pizza in Jerry Seinfeld’s quip about sex: “even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”

So, a hotdog then.

This is an awesome plan and if you use a cash back credit card, it will be even less money spent. 

Yes, me too. I’m not here to chit chat. I’m here to eat.

“Don’t be retarded!”

The video doesn’t mention that if you put lower than 20% down, you will be hit with a monthly PMI payment

My Mother, who is 78-years-old, uses her Am-Ex card for everything & then writes a check at end of the month to settle the charges. Hope You’re not using a Visa credit card. Interest costs could be very expensive.

Ah- so you’ve chosen a single credit card for your spending, so you just have one statement to review? Am I understanding your plan right?

It’s pretty clear they mean that they invented the modern consumer product. They literally didn’t invent mozzarella either and don’t claim to.