Don’t be trying that mirroring shit on me now.

Good Reply. Very Honest :-)

It tastes way better than plain yellow mustard, & anti-ketchup fanatics won’t shoot you for using it.

You eat, smoke, & drink too much <—Weed. Am very sleepy :-) Glad You have a nice car. You need that in Fla. Am not sure about public transportation in Miami though. Melbourne is bad, prolly. Philly’s SEPTA is better than NYCMetro. Cheaper too. But not necessarily cleaner.

godDAMMIT oswalt. i can’t believe he’s a seamer. i’m crushed. 

Mayo on a hot dog? It’d be a miracle if you didn’t get whipped for that.

But if she puts ketchup on it she is adding a vegetable, which makes her eligible for a health food deduction.

“Creamy Abdul Ja-Bar” is an amazing name for a candy bar.

If this draft were like every fantasy draft I’ve ever done I would draft as you suggested, but Honey Nut Cheerios would blow out his ACL in the fourth quarter of a meaningless preseason game and I’d be scrambling each week to pick up Boo-Berry and the store brand Froot Loops off the waiver wire until I finally just…

I hate this argument. You don’t say “hoagie sandwich” because by saying “hoagie,” it is already Pattonly* obvious that you are talking about a sub-category of sandwiches. I also do not call a Reuben a Reuben sandwich, nor do I call it a Reuben sandwich with pastrami, Russian dressing, melted Swiss, and sauerkraut on…

Yeah, do we really need to litigate this again? Haven’t the Hinged Loafers been banished to the third circle of hell where they belong?

Subway sandwiches have a seam. They don’t cut the bread all the way through, so it’s not too separate pieces of bread.

Bojangles has the best biscuits. Their chicken is better than KFC but inferior to Popeye’s IMO. Lee’s Famous Recipe is the best chain fried chicken, though not available everywhere.

The secret is that someone else puts in the sugar for you, meaning they can pour in way more sugar than you would ever have the nerve to add yourself.

Lifehack: practice everything and you’ll be better at it

Chex cereals deserve recognition for their contributions to party snack mixes.

Watch the episode “Playtest” first and then “White Bear”. If you don’t like either of those, just stop. If you do like, go back to S01e01 and start from there. As was stated, there are hits and misses, but it’s mostly solid. I think S04 ends with a neat episode that includes Easter eggs from along the way, so don’t…

I would hope that she would acknowledge that it is not actually hard to make Natasha Lyonne look good

Just watch Season 1, Episode 1. If it doesn’t surprise you, don’t watch more.

Enjoy the binge. Get up and stretch once in a while. 

OK so admittedly it has its hits and misses, but Black Mirror’s draw is that it takes our love for technology and shows how, with little to no extension to its current state, it can become a hellscape. Of course they do crank the tech beyond the currently-possible but in largely grounded ways. I like to call the…