This made my lunch break.

This. A square is a rectangle, a hot dog is a sandwich. The only reason we don’t ask for “a hot dog sandwich” is because the “sandwich” isn’t necessary since hot dogs are not typically served any other way. You can’t order a chicken sandwich by simply saying “chicken” because chicken is typically served in a variety…

Yeah. It’s an open-face sandwich. Any edible conveyance meant to be eaten by hand is a sandwich.

An OPEN-FACED sandwich.

Obligatory.

I think we all learned something important today, Tony Hawk only puts ketchup on his hot dogs and therefore is no longer an adult nor can be trusted. 

Is hot dog water broth, or stock?

So this is a hot dog?

Wow. Tony Hawk manages to be both right and wrong at the same time. Embarrassing. 

Maybe I’m a little sensitive because I just heard Dr. John died.

The Chicken Alfredo ($10.95) is warm and comforting on a cold day.

How do you feel about Olive Garden and Subway?

I knew a guy who said he fasted for the two days before his birthday every year. I asked, “Why, so you can pig out without regret on your birthday?”

Hey, did you know that peanuts are not nuts, they’re legumes? Just in case you missed it.

Peanuts are technically legumes, not nuts, so they don’t have the same effect on dogs as walnuts, etc. But yes, they probably should’ve used a different depiction of “nuts” in the Nope section.

From the linked article: “Even though dogs can’t eat nuts, they can eat peanut butter. Why? Because peanuts aren’t nuts! They’re legumes. So they don’t cause any of the weird health problems nuts do.” 

Peanuts aren’t nuts.

The nope list says “nuts”. Peanuts are actually legumes not nuts. The graphic side of this infographic does confuse things a bit.

Peanuts are not nuts, they’re legums.