Friday night, rookie Matt Beaty hit a walk off home run to beat the Rockies.

Last night I saw an ant on my bathroom counter, and I put a deodorant can on top of it to trap it. No reason, just did it.

Future parents, think a little before naming your child. This is a person, not a puppy. The label you tag them with, the one that seemed cute at the time, will saddle them forever. You don’t need to create a unique brand, just name your kid something they won’t hate you for when they get older.

Trying Indian food for the first time ever, today.

“You guys might think I’m crazy in all this but I think it’s worthwhile to declare Jesus to these people.”

Today would have been Carl Sagan’s 84th birthday.