Took you two years!

This is the man we elected President.

To be fair, anyone who asks a real question risks being banned from the White House press room.

When I was in little league, we had to hold our baseball caps over our hearts during the anthem.

Relevant.

He’s totally rooting for France on Friday.

1) he never said that

Look at her tiny chest.

So all those reports of alien encounters were really just run of the mill questionable activities?

So he chose the wrong word. Look past it.

I thought so too, initially, but then I realized he was referring to only his own personal experience.

I get the sentiment, but these days there are cameras everywhere.

It’s not nearly as good as I remember it being when I was a kid

Never thought about it before, but no, it wouldn’t have made any difference. It was mostly decent pay, modest expenses and aggressive savings that got me where I am, not the fact that I never took extended time off.

I live in Southwest Broward, and when the wind is blowing from west to east, I can usually smell the smoke from Everglades fires.

Good question. Good answer. No snark.

Aka a fancy ass, open face grilled cheese sandwich.

If there’s no difference in the obtainable information, why would somebody risk a career-ending crime to get it?

For the past 35 years, I had never missed more than 5 work days in a row in my life.

Next thing coming up “raising a baby” loan.