Or ‘drops mic’.

Not only should this movie be shown to young children in school, there should be accompanying teaching/learning materials that go along with it. Color-coding and assigning cartoon personalities to emotions was an absolutely brilliant approach, and if more people had the insight to address and react to what they are…

Neither did I, really. I never had invisible or imaginary friends as a child, so that might’ve been why. Also, I don’t have children, so I’m sure that adds to it.

“Let that sink in...” roughly translates to “I am a complete asshole.”

I wanted to high-five him. I love that man.

our own A.A. Dowd won’t stop messaging me on Slack about how much he’s enjoying his time with it

I wonder if any of the writers here have actually seen this website.

You should learn longer songs.

What are you going to be doing with your ~$500 piece of cutting-edge entertainment technology that pieces of the case are going to break off? I’ve treated my PS4 like it’s the Ark of the Covenant ever since I got it. I barely touch the damn thing. I had to take it on a plane recently, and I brought it in a case with…

The laziest form of new media, retweeting people in article form and pretending like twitter responses represent some kind consensus.

Another broken record chiming in.

WARNING: This article nearly reaches Barsanti-grade levels of smug assholery.

I repeatedly jerked off to one of those things in high school. Okay, two of those things. No, not your shitty band.

Ripped it to shreds with a glee that only occasionally bordered on the province of “good-natured.”

This seems to be the breed of dumbshit who says ‘we’ when referring to their favorite sportsball team.

I’ve enjoyed Mark Proksch in everything I’ve seen him in, especially Better Call Saul. This is the best I’ve ever seen him in anything.

Hey, cool. I like video games.

Just keep in mind that the proper contraction of the words ‘pool noodle’ is ‘poodle’.

Stayin’ at the Transylvania Hilton
Sleepin’ in our coffins for a week

Does that mean Guillermo is Yoko Ono? He does seem fairly poised to destroy them.