Same here on all of that at the RZ show. They were the opening act, so they didn’t have as big of a stage show as they might’ve had if they were headlining, but still, it was really theatrical and cool. I remember two giant creepy-ass tiki heads on either side of the stage, too. Really great.

Is this some sort of... d’oh!

Your description of the cast is very apt. Everyone brings something different to the table, and somehow it all gels together into something greater than any of them individually. It’s like any great band - there is no whole without the sum of their parts.

I saw it in a theater full of kids aged about 8-10, and every one of them were in hysterics throughout the film. Usually I hate seeing movies with a lot of kids, but man, it was fun.

Totally fair. I hope their funky flute rocks your socks. But in this context, it’s laughable.

Yeah, kinda like the Super Bowl and the World Series.

Will Ferrell being Will Ferrell in interviews or whatever is funny. Most of the movies he’s done get a hard pass from me, although I did like that fake Lifetime movie he did a while back with Kristen Wiig called ‘A Deadly Adoption’. You rarely seen anyone lean that hard into something so clearly ridiculous and not…

Fuck Elf. That movie annoys the shit out of me.

If this puts an end to the rock dick tradition of guitarists playing while leaning against one another back-to-back, I’m all for it. You’re not Joe Perry. Knock it off.

Yeah, I’m sure a few of them aren’t named Larry.

Won’t you look weird walking around town with a dildo duct taped to a pool noodle?

Ah, I see. My mistake. I blame my habit of skipping directly to the comments on any Barsanti article.

Sorry, but in my book, the worst Grammy win ever was when Jethro Tull beat Metallica (who were the favorites), Jane’s Addiction, AC/DC, and Iggy Pop for the brand new category Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance. And which Metallica album did they beat?

I know everyone loves on Matt Berry (and rightfully so, as he’s brilliant), but for me, Kayvan Novak as Nandor is the MVP. His relationship with Guillermo this season was the backbone of it, and they were both just so fantastic. He’s my favorite character by far. He plays Nandor as the perfect combination of lovable…

For a second, I thought the black female vampire sitting in the front row (like Bob Uecker) was Thandie Newton, but I only got a quick glance at her.

An official Nandor traffic cone hat that turns you into a wizard. (Drugs not included.)

Line producer is what I call my coke dealer.

And psycho fuck up there liked the original post. Congratulations, psycho fuck! You’ve gained access to the ‘dismiss and ignore’ award previously only attained by unbalanced troll shitheads like recognitions.

No, that is an asshole off its meds.

And by that you mean William Hughes is frequently an asshole in his articles for some reason and should probably go take up gardening as a profession instead.