Which means he probably did the same bit last night, too.

I got a “MoviePass to resurrect in late summer with tiered prices and a waitlist” notification for this. :(

I was waiting for you specifically to tell me it’s not true that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990, so as long as you tell me that Bob Saget didn’t rape and kill a girl in 1990, I believe you. (That Bob Saget didn’t rape and kill a girl in 1990.)

The Roastmaster General! If you haven’t seen ‘Bumping Mics’ with the fucking legend Dave Attell yet, do yourself a favor.

As long as you’re shameless about it, I’ll allow it. Much like how Bob Saget was shameless about raping and killing a girl in 1990.

Relax, public shamers. It’s from Bob Saget’s roast, and Gilbert Gottfried gives him both barrels.

It’s ‘without further ado’, not ‘without further adieu’. It has nothing to do with saying goodbye in French.

Sam, I haven’t been to this piece of shit clickbait website for many months, but it’s good/heartbreaking to know that both you and this clickbait piece of shit website remain a clickbait piece of shit.

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Ha! Good catch. No idea when they recorded this, but that’s more than likely.

I remember when there was much hype about Bobby Jindal, and all he ever turned out to be was a brown version of Kenneth from 30 Rock.

I love the sweet little moment between Ellen Page and JGL where he kisses her. Worth a shot.

Tell me MILF Island wouldn’t be a ratings bonanza.

Difficulty-wise, I’ve been playing on the level right above the easiest one, but for this boss fight, I’ve switched it down to the easiest. You might blaze right through it, but I’m having a time of it for sure. Usually when this happens to me, I get frustrated, put it down for a day or two, come back, and then blaze…

Not sure how to tell you this, but both of those shows are real. Look ‘em up. They are both things that are actually happening.