So that really was Jeffrey Wright? I’ve looked up nothing about this game in fear of spoilers, so I legitimately didn’t know. I thought that’s who it was. Cool.

I love how emotionally distraught Parker gets while talking about the Congress of the Cow. I also just noticed that both her and her husband have braces. I’d of course noticed hers a while ago, but I just thought he had weird teeth.

Yeah, nothing about it warrants an A. Even if you chopped out all the commercials, it would be about a C-level story. I’m thinking the A in that review stands for nostAlgiA. Which is fine, I guess. Jack Donaghy will always be welcome on my screen.

I did not enjoy the 30 Rock special. Yes, I understand all the ad placements for the new shows were supposed to be ever so meta, but they bugged the shit out of me. The high points of this show are fucking stellar, but at its worst, the jam-packed dialogue of a million jokes a minute leaves it utterly airless, and…

Marco Rubio isn’t even the only Republican idiot who did this. Here’s fellow Republican idiot Senator Dan Sullivan of Alaska doing the same damn thing. But sure, let’s keep saying ‘to be faaaaaaair’ and making up stories about interns.

That’ll be $50.

Here’s his reaction -

I did not enjoy this. I would’ve much preferred seeing the full-length version of ‘Jurassic Green Book’.

Sure, Little Marco, top it off with a typo and a message that looks like you typed it in eight seconds while on the toilet. Why not? Hey, no punctuation either? Sure! I bet all your fellow assholes like recognitions would be proud.

Just like black people have bigger problems than a fucking episode of the Golden Girls. If taking every episode of the Golden Girls out of circulation forever means not another person of color will ever get pulled over, arrested, shot, beaten, choked or killed SOLELY because of the color of their skin, then I wouldn’t…

I was hunting for that joke for a while, but I never got there. Well done.

I really hope that the next movie starring/featuring/whatever Cavill as Superman has a director that knows what to do with the character and the actor portraying him. I’m well on record saying that I did not like Cavill at all in any of Snyder’s efforts, but I have to say that I’ve come around on holding him…

I just hope he’s aware of the effect he has on women.

Pizza can’t talk. Don’t be so ableist.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Berkowitz.

That sounds like some shitty ‘90s jam band.

Not a silly question at all, and I wish I had an equally non-silly answer for you. It all seems pretty random and arbitrary to me. I’m lucky enough to know one of the writers here, and they followed me to get me out of the grays on a regular basis. Back when people gave a shit about this place and it wasn’t just…

I think we need to consult some actual animals on how THEY feel about us humans using the word ‘animal’ to describe pizza. Scruffy, hop on up here. We need to have a chat.

I remember when we used to have to find pictures of Henry Cavill assembling a gaming computer in the woods.

Twitter is the new speed dating.