Add ‘poor reading comprehension’ to your resume.

I love this, and I miss this game. I had to hunt it down and install it on my laptop even though it’s wildly outdated. I remember building a coaster called ‘World Trade Center: The Ride!’ where a red, white and blue rollercoaster rode through two giant towers in the middle of my park. It was spectacular, and I’d cut…

‘We’re good.’ - possums and raccoons

You watch your fucking mouth while truthfully explaining how Twitter is cancer.

Nah, common courtesy died off with nuance and context.

I have to agree. I wouldn’t take a sealed beer from these dolts, let alone a mask.

At least you’re a paid dumb asshole. Some of us just keeping doing it for free.

You are the poster child for why it sucks that Kinja has no block feature.

I haven’t checked if WellActually.com is a working website, but if it’s not, I want to buy it and have it to redirect to Reddit. Seems appropriate.

Ah yes, Reply Guys, known here on AVC as ‘the greys’.

It’s Huntington Beach. No one wears a shirt. I used to give Uber rides around there all the time, and 9 out of 10 people who got in my car weren’t wearing a shirt. 

Don’t tell me what kind of oxides I can exhale, man! I have rights! #MAGA

Nick Cannon has never been more than Mariah Carey’s pet poodle to me, so it’s good to know I can continue not giving a fuck about his corny ass. Also...

I don’t know how you get ‘less attack, more defense’ from this. It’s reporting. This is what reporting looks like. All that Barsantis and Hughes of the world have rotted our brains. If either of them had written this, they’d have found a way to shit on Disney for some unrelated reason.

They’ve been divorced for four years, so not a whole lot. I’m sure she’s got a whole bunch of new pet boyfriends by now, though. Good for her.

Big-ass console TVs are being pushed out windows, too.

Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT

Oracle, call my lawyer.

Or ‘something scary that I should really just address and perhaps learn from, but instead just suggest it be eliminated by the hive mind because I do not have the strength or intelligence to do so.’

Oh no, your childhood!