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I used to go a drag show in San Francisco called Trannyshack (I didn’t name it, don’t @ me), and before every show, they would play the Muppet show theme song. Name a more perfect use for a song. I’ll wait.

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I know I’m old, but I fail to see how erasing history is going to help us learn and create a better future.

Whenever I hear or read the word ‘problematic’, I imagine some idiot 19-year-old sniffing and sneering at me from some choppily-edited YouTube video.

Right, because that actor should’ve known his character was going to do that four seasons into the show and turned down the role when it was offered to them years before it actually happened.

He’s one of my favorite actors these days. Always so much fun. And ‘Barry’ is soooooo good, the second season especially. 

I was home sick from school on March 30, 1981, the day Ronald Reagan was shot. I remember it because they played clips of it happening ad infinitum on TV all day long. All I wanted to do was sit home, eat soup, and watch The Price Is Right, but I got that instead.

And THAT is why I love JRT controlling and voicing Geoff so much more. That could not have happened if Craig was just pushing buttons under his desk. Brilliant.

If you’ve never seen all the musical intros on that show, check them all out on YouTube. Such great and hilarious stuff.

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But I liked that voice actor. The ‘there is no chicken’ line was in response to a bit Craig did each night about how the studio audience were actually hobos who only came in because they were promised free chicken. There was more of a give and take between Geoff and Craig after they brought in the actor. It still

Pour a little out for Geoff Peterson tonight. One of the times I got to see a taping of Craig Ferguson’s show, Geoff had just been installed. At one point during a bit with Craig, Geoff turned to the audience and said, ‘There is no chicken.’

Helloooooo, nurse!

Awesome, sounds like just what I was hoping. I still gotta check it out, but that’s good to hear.

Season 3 is a master class. Every damn episode.

Hell, Bezos alone could fund this thing. And OMG, imagine what the Catholic Church could do if they actually gave a shit!

Yes, that speculation is pretty cheesy.

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Pretty sure the girl who shit on the stairs of Flavor Flav’s house could’ve been a better President than the tumor we’ve got now.

I have no opinions on this. I’d just like more pictures of Linda Cardellini, please.

imagine a pop culture site in 2020 so desperate for content they write an article about what a director wanted to do in the movie he made in 2002 but didn’t, then attaching a comment section to the article so people could discuss it.

J’Tia Taylor knows what most Survivor fans must think of her. She’s “the one who dumped the rice in the fire” on 2014’s Survivor: Cagayan.