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It’s not true. It’s not true that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!

JFC, Gottfried was great but I forgot how freaking legendary Jeff Ross is at every roast he’s in.

RIP to Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990

The good news for James Corden is that there’s no sense of taste that COVID could possibly kill.

THANK YOU! It baffles me how everyone has forgotten his attempt to help that orange terrorist destroy American democracy.

This guy pretended to run for president in order to trick black men into throwing their votes away so that somebody whose father housed black people in death traps could stay president and continue to oppress and disenfranchise black people.  Clearest evidence ever that “cancel culture” does not exist is that people

*Toyotas Camry and Subarus Forester

Mark Hamill never had to work again unless he wanted to, he got free admission for life to SDCC, and he was offered jobs to voice his favorite characters while hanging out at home in his pajamas. He is the High Nerd King whose career all lesser nerds aspire to.

Because it’s hers. That’s the simple answer. She created it, it’s her intellectual property, she owns the rights to it, and she’s still alive. Until she sells her rights in entirety or dies, nothing — nothing — happens in Harry Potterland without either JK Rowling’s blessing or JK Rowling getting a big fat check out

better than nothing and not exactly what anyone wants

I can’t believe this is the 2nd article in as many days obsessed about the netflix vs mcu continuity. who cares.  kingpin is coming back. daredevil is coming back. that is what is important

I’m giving you an updated and more blue version of the thread we’ve got going at DenofGeek.

Feige needs to rip off the Band-Aid and just say, “Because I can.” As in:

“Look, kids. We are going to strip those Netflix and ABC shows for every useful part we can and ditch the rest. We aren’t going to honor every choice they

I do. Thanks for being here for me.

You are a miserable fuck who hates joy. Someone has to tell you this.

I think the current lore is that Dowd only had two As to give, and he used them on his name

Double darn these pajama heroes!

I guess I do understand why so many of the reviews of this complain about the ending, since it does feel like a bit of a twist for the sake of having a twist. But (SPOILERS) are you really going to cast Diana Rigg and not have her murder a bunch of people with a knife and then dramatically die in a burning building?

I’m on the bus home after seeing it, and it’s very in my head still. Halloween was a bad choice.

when your head’s down over your pieces, brother