He’s raging. He’s fuming, seething, yelling at televisions and staff. He’s spiteful and vindictive. He calls people names and is thinking about starting a nuclear war because he wasn’t able to take health care away from 23 million Americans, and needs to keep frightening people and keep the attention on him.  Puerto…

That other half is for YOU.

Bring on the Pawnee Goddesses!

The Girl Scouts are vastly superior to the Boy Scouts in every way.

I had a boss who skated out of a sexual harassment charge. You know the kind of shit he used to do?

It’s very simple: Don’t make SEXIST (not “sexist,” as sexism is a real thing) jokes. Don’t comment on a woman’s looks, body, or imagined sex life. Don’t stare at her tits. Don’t touch her. Speak to her in a professional, polite, friendly manner JUST LIKE YOU’RE ABLE TO PULL OFF WHEN SPEAKING TO MEN.

No, we aren’t in those positions; our positions are infinitesimally worse. So no, we frankly aren’t going to to bother “looking at it from this perspective”, because we don’t feel sorry for you.

I had a really disturbing conversation with a friend who said she would not “allow” her husband to have dinner with young female colleagues. Aside from the fact that she apparently can’t trust her husband if he’s off-leash, that is the kind of shit that holds women back at work. People really can work together without…

My gut feeling is that many of these men are guilty of harassment themselves and are now panicking at the idea that they’re about to get busted.

Bigly fine.

Don’t worry guys. The pro-lifers and republicans are going to come to the aid of all of these unwanted children! They’ll feed, clothe, house, and educate them. They’ll provide all the nurturing and support they require. It’ll be tremendously fine.

Unfortunately I know of no good solution to this concern, but locking away pedophiles does little to rehabilitate these attractions.

Hey! Jane Lynch has a career, damn it!

Darn-tootin’ you were!

Goddammit. I was just having a quiet one-person schadenfreude party, reposting everything I could find about my asshole anti-choice married former congressman getting caught telling his girlfriend to get an abortion.....so fun.

[sonorous fart noise]

You do realize that compulsory speech is not free speech and is therefore a violation of the First Amendment, right? Forcing someone to obey an anthem in the name of “freedom” is actually just simple fascism.

I’m pretty sure that any public schools that punish students for their expression will find themselves dealing with some legal issues as a result of that punishment

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

Well, he did make some pretty racist political cartoons concerning the Japanese during WWII, however, this was something he publicly regretted. In fact, he wrote Horton Hears a Who as a way to make up for that. His career wasn’t without controversy, but he did try to atone for his earlier sins.