Ok, and I’ll chart the colors she wears.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

I maintain that the fact that Anthony Weiner is still alive to go to prison proves that Hillary Clinton is not the murderer the Pizzagate crazies make her out to be, because if she had cause to murder anyone ever it was Anthony Fucking Weiner.

Good. It’s not as if they ever had a choice to be on the original, and they seem to be doing relatively well with their fashion line (confession: I have a few E&J pieces and they’ve held up very well over the years).

They seem to have washed their hands of show business altogether. I don’t know why they get snark for living their lives how they want.

Five days minimum. Not sure if I’ll be able to keep going much longer after that.

I’m glad Oprah at least tried to point out that Trump’s being judge by his current words and actions. Deaf ears and all, but....well....I got nothing. I feel like there’s more give to a brick wall.

Perhaps the young prince is looking to cuck the old dotard after hearing the stories of how his mother was perved after by the dotard in the distant past?

so Roseanne is just pretending the series finale never happened? Cuz Darlene and David weren’t really together if we are to believe the finale.

I love the original Roseanne deeply, and this reboot makes me a little nervous. Hopefully the writing will be similarly fantastic.

i’m going to need everyone to stop reminding me that Roseanne supported Trump, because i’ve been binge watching Roseanne on Prime for the last couple of weeks and that show was both brilliant and feminist AF (i know, i know - i won’t hit that last season for a little while yet)

Another term for a miscarriage is Spontaneous Abortion. Since Governor Rick Snyder (and his appointed city manager) could have done something to fix Flint’s water but chose not to, that means Rick Snyder is an abortionist. Shout it from the rooftops, forced birthers! People are saying Rick Snyder caused abortions in…

So, the prolifers are all over this, right? Like, marching in the streets and the like? /s

Jesus! I just can’t even. Insecure 15-yo me would have craved this kind of attention and willingly done what was asked by an adult because I was a child that didn’t know any better. He knows exactly what he is doing as an adult. It is targeted and it is disgusting. He is fucking trash.

I’m trying to decide how much of my “lock him up and throw away the key” reaction is based on what a gross pig monkey predatory piece of shite he is and how much is based on my anger over his fucking up the election.

No one with three kids, a dog, AND a pristine white couch is relatable in my book. Kids and dog, sure. A white couch. With kids and dog? Nope. I’m out. Don’t buy it.

I’m a huge fan and look forward to making my husband watch the show in retaliation for that fucking search for Hitler show.

I know it would never fly with politicians, but one solution is to put the entire family in care where they all learn healthy interactions while they are together. Sort of like a half-way house or something like it. That way, the parents learn how to take care of their own children and the trauma of separation is not…

I was hit with a belt maybe once or twice, but I was older. At two you barely really understand what’s wrong and right and you’re still trying to figure out where the line is. I’m kind of disturbed by her continual justification for her actions. Like I’m not sure why she feels she can be an advocate of any kind. Also,…

I was treated as a criminal. I wasn’t given a chance to explain myself. I wasn’t asked: What happened? I was just thrown behind bars. I felt like I was seen as a monster.