Is that you, Rent Boy?

I went out with a guy once for coffee, and then once more on a “real” date. It was half way through this one that, thanks to chit chat, a family photo, and his distinctive first name, I realized his dad was one of my regular clients.

Because you’ve seen Reality Bites?

I don’t give a fuck; I love this show. Which can be watched on the TBS app if you don’t have cable.

Have you watched Jeff Goldblum review tattoos of Jeff Goldblum?

I love Gaga, but I’m excited to see how baaaad that combo will be.

This is unforgivable. They fresco’d Jeff. How dare they do this

this is true fact and no one even bother to check on them.

Nobody ever gives a shit about the women loners.

is there a ceremonial coin flip at the beginning of summit meetings to decide who speaks first because otherwise this seems like kind of a waste tbh

Sooo... when did we start calling the other side anti-abortion and not anti-choice? Because anti-choice seems to make wayyy more sense.

Let this mark the day I first gave a shit about anything concerning Ed Sheeran.

As it happens, this week I got my American citizenship. I’ve been a permanent resident since 2003. The only thing that made me change my mind about actually getting citizenship was Trump’s fuckery. It became evident that it doesn’t matter how ‘close’ to citizenship you are - it’s a binary field. Citizen or not. 1 or…

You don’t get to call it “the greatest Witch Hunt in American history” when there has been an actual witch hunt in American history.

Bureau of Land Management. It’s public land that’s not a state or national park, etc but still owned/managed by the government. It’s usually open for free range camping, etc.

I’m completely hooked. I went back and watched all of her past episodes, so now bide my time until she posts her weekly episode. I want more videos!

Pro tip: If you don’t already watch her YouTube channel you need to start. She’s hilarious. And profound and awesome and cool. But mainly hilarious.

Yep, this is bottom of the barrel, desperation stuff. I think he’s going to start talking about UFO’s and Roswell soon.

How has no one mentioned Heavy Boobs? It is literally my life’s theme song.